1. Long Island Iced Tea
Serving Size: ~ 7 oz..
Calories: up to 780
Ingredients: 1 part rum, 1 part gin, 1 part triple sec, 1.5 parts sweet and sour mix, splash of coke
If you’ve never tried a Long Island Iced Tea before, let’s get one thing straight: there is no actual tea in this. Absolutely none. Long Islands seem like a good idea for anyone who wants one drink to last them for a long while. What’s more, with up to 780 calories per glass, it’s kind of like you’re ordering a meal, too! But by no means should you skip dinner if you’re enticed by this cocktail. Long Island Iced Teas typically contain about three shots of alcohol, so make sure to have a nice dinner with your friends before going out.
Serving Size: ~ 8.5 oz..
Calories: up to 740
Ingredients: 4 oz.. limeade (usually premixed), 4 oz.. tequila, .5 oz.. triple sec
If you’ve ever been to a Dallas BBQ or Blockheads, you already know that Margaritas and their cousin, the Daiquiri, pack a punch (Texas style, anyone?). Like the other high-calorie drinks on our list, Margaritas vary greatly by size and content.
3. Piña Colada
Serving size: 6 oz..
Calories: up to 644
Ingredients: 3 oz.. light rum, 3 tbsp. coconut milk, 3 tbsp. crushed pineapples
“I can’t wait to order a delicious Piña Colada,” says HC contributing writer and Syracuse student, Heather Rinder—and we totally understand why. This fruity, frothy drink is perfect for poolside chilling. While some serving sizes include as many as 644 calories in just one colada, it’s well worth the splurge when you’re on break. “I definitely enjoy my Piña Coladas,” says HC campus correspondent, Omairys Rodriguez. “They just aren’t the same in the winter!”
4. Mai Tai
Serving size: 9 oz..
Calories: up to 620
Ingredients: 3 oz.. light rum, 2 oz.. dark rum, 1 oz.. crème de almond, 1 oz.. triple sec, 1 oz.. sweet & sour mix, 1 oz.. pineapple juice
The Mai Tai packs loads of different flavors into one glass, but it also packs on the calories. This is definitely one drink that’s meant to be savored and enjoyed, rather than power-houred. Even so, HC correspondent, Nicole Del Negro, considers Mai Tais to be her favorite vacation cocktail. “They’re fun and super sugary,” says Nicole. “Mai Tais are very ‘island’ so I like ordering them when I am on Spring Break!”
Serving size: 12.5 oz..
Calories: up to 594
Ingredients: ¼ cup Irish cream, ¼ cup coffee liqueur, 1 cup vanilla ice cream, 1 tbsp chocolate syrup
This is a 21+ ice cream sundae. That is all.
6. Grasshopper Martini
Serving size: 7 oz..
Calories: up to 525
Ingredients: 6 oz.. vanilla vodka, ½ oz.. Godiva white chocolate liqueur, ½ oz.. green crème de menthe
If you ever thought you overdid it with Girl Scout Thin Mints, you’ve probably never met this drink. The Grasshopper Martini is a white-chocolate flavored Thin Mint blended with vodka. If that sounds good to you (and you don’t mind the rather hefty calorie count), then proceed by all means!
Serving size: 6 oz..
Calories: up to 438
Ingredients: 2 oz.. vodka, 2 oz.. chocolate liqueur, 2 oz.. cream, ½ oz.. dark crème de cacao, melted chocolate confectionary coating
The Chocolate martini, or the “Chocotini,” is the king of martini spin-offs after the Key Lime Pie Martini. With almost half the calorie content of the first drink on our list (but the same amount of deliciousness), this cocktail might be a nice compromise—even though it’s still pretty extravagant.
8. White Russian
Serving size: 5 oz..
Calories: up to 425
Ingredients: 2 oz.. vodka, 1.5 oz.. coffee liqueur, 1.5 heavy cream
The main character in the Coen brothers’ movie, The Big Lebowski, is a huge slacker—probably because he can’t tear himself away from this cocktail. Drinking a White Russian is like drinking an ice cold glass of very, very whole milk. Which is just like Mom used to make it, right?
9. Brandy eggnog on the rocks
Serving size: 7 oz..
Calories: up to 422
Ingredients: 1.5 oz.. brandy, ¼ oz.. sugar syrup, ¼ oz.. tawny port, 3.5 oz.. milk, ¾ oz. cream, 1 egg yolk, ice cubes, nutmeg
To the uninitiated, eggnog is strictly a seasonal drink that’s only good as long as the holiday cups at Starbucks last. But actually, eggnog is also served when the temperature rises—think of it as a boozy milkshake that contains just as much dairy and more cream.
10. Key Lime Pie Martini
Serving size: ~5 oz..
Ingredients: 1.5 oz.. key lime liqueur, 1.5 oz.. Absolut vanilla vodka, .3 oz.. lime juice, .3 oz.. freshly squeezed lime juice, 1½ oz. half-and-half
This drink presents the perfect opportunity to eat your dessert and have your cocktail too. Line the rim of your glass with graham cracker crumbs, and you’ll find yourself in key lime pie heaven. Just don’t try to count it as a serving of fruit.